Monday, December 21, 2009

Celebrity cleansing.?

There is too much celebrity in our culture. If you could take one celebrity, and confine them for life on the planet Pluto, who would you choose? Why? Points awarded also for most original confinement.Celebrity cleansing.?
Paris Hilton. She is the poster child for the whorish media living off the feces of those in wealth and power.





As for confinement, after first guaranteeing that every Plutonian could have her sexually, I would disembody her spirit from her physical body - so no matter where she went, no one would ever be able to see her again - and she would know she was invisible.Celebrity cleansing.?
Paris Hilton. She needs to go because she causes the most pollution of any celebrity. She should be locked in a room with a plastic bag, and two tv's playing constantly. One will be showing A%26amp;E, and the other will show reruns of ';The Simple Life';. We can only hope that this will show her just how stupid she is, and that she will suffocate herself with the plastic bag. Come to think of it, this whole procedure should be televised here on earth. It would be the best show that Paris has been on...
I agree completely. They make too much money, they are given everything they want and they are oblivious to normal joe shmoes who go to work everyday and bust their a**es.





I would hole them all up on Pluto and see who comes out on top.

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